CONFESSIONS OF A HOMO

I'm a 25 year old homosexual, and here are my confessions. First and foremost, I love Britney Spears yes I love the other divas and they may be skinnier, and have greater voices but I honestly don't give a fuck about them. I am from San Diego and I love it. It's always sunny and faaaabulous. I'm gay but I'm not a flamer there's difference between the two so just cuz I obsess about Britney, Mean Girls, and Sex and the City don't mean I'm all running around with a rainbow speedo and rainbow flag throwing and farting out glitter. I actually HATE rainbows I think they're about the gayest thing ever. Anywho there's a little bit about me I hope you guys enjoy my confessions they're pretty funny well I hope you guys think they're as funny as I think they are.